January222010

koolkat:

So Legion isn’t men in black 3?


fuck that.

*regarding the trailer* Who tells their child of a doom prophecy in this day and age? I’m pretty sure that violates every rule of parenting. And it’s a slippery slope from there:

Child: Mother, why do I need to know how to jackload a 9mil?
Mom: Because the world is about to end.
Child: Why?
Mom: Because Armageddon is going to happen soon.
Child: Why?
Mom: Because Joseph fucked Mary in the ass while she was pregnant with Jesus.
Child: Oh…
Mom: Yeah.

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