September 2009
2 posts
Newsflash: Apologies Fix Everything, Hearts,...
Billy Mays here! Did you know you can fix anything and everything with the ultra-strength power of words? It’s hard to believe, but it’s true. Best of all, it’s free. Doesn’t cost a dime to wipe the slate clean! Just listen to these happy customers!
My buddy slept with me wife three times. We’re getting a divorce now. But my buddy apologized, so I don’t...
I'm Glad AT&T's Network Blows
There are 9 million iPhone users on the AT&T network, but if you listen to AT&T, we’re the reason their network quality amounts to animals feces. We use sooo much data compared to the other 13 million smartphone users that the network can’t handle it. Basically, it is our fault when we use our phones the way they were intended. It is totally not AT&T’s fault for...