October 2009
4 posts
Doesn't matter what you call being fat, it isn't a...
I was watching The Colbert Report today, and his mini-guest was some douchebag that prompted this post. She was advocating anti-weightism, as if there is anything good about being overweight. There are no positive points to being overweight save whatever happiness one applies to eating whatever they desire like an untrained child. Genes may give one a slow metabolism or high fat-conversion, but...
My phone isn't a data hog, your phone is just...
Update: I forgot I wrote something similar before. Oh well. I’m not going to write a long post about this, because the point is simple: The iPhone doesn’t drain AT&T of their bandwidth like a super magical data vampire, the other phones aren’t as effective smartphones. It isn’t like the iPhone is the only phone with push email, GPS, online apps, games, or a...
The Best Fast Food Receipt →
@tom threw down this link to the best fast food receipt since Subway napkins. And I concur.
Morning Suck.
I have such trouble waking up in the morning. Not in the actual getting up part, but in the ‘rising at a nominal hour’ part. I suppose that’s because I can’t control when I go to sleep like normal people.
Ah, normal people. The coral at the bottom of the ocean. I’m a piece dislodged and now wandered about. The hope is that one I’ll end up on that island with...